Please Tell Me Those Are Socks In Your Pants

A while back, I found myself all on my own again, after being abandoned by the father of my two  children. For the next while, after finding a job, I had to work every day and look after my kids as best possible. Needless to say, my social life was non-existent. I had two good friends in similar circumstances who helped me through this period. What social life we had was usually at one of our homes together, snacking, watching TV, or just talking. Often our conversations wandered into what type of man we would like to have in our lives the next time love came calling. None of us ever thought for a minute that we would meet our dream boat any time soon.

A friend of mine suggested that maybe I try out this brand new dating site that had just started up. I will refer to this site as Dum-asses-r-us to avoid getting into any liability issues. I met this moron, I mean man (loosely) in my first week on the site, he sounded very intelligent, funny and from what he was telling me seemed very well rounded. We chatted back and forth for a few weeks, as I informed him that I wanted to take things slow and that it had been a long time since I had been with a man in any kind of a relationship. I brought up the subject of my children early on, and he was fine with that because he said he had a son as well. He said that he loved kids and that being with his son was the biggest joy in his life. Everything seemed good to me, so I agreed to go out for dinner and dancing with him.

I went all out for that date! Hair, manicure, new dress, everything! I had arranged for a good friend to babysit and had picked her up earlier. As I sat there putting on my makeup, I was totally stressed out that he would not find me acceptable. I have to admit that I was halfway in love with the guy and I had not even met him. I really wanted this to work out. My sitter friend told me that I was acting too needy and that I might scare him off.  If only I had, this story would have had a different ending! So after collecting my self I went outside to wait for him as he was going to swing by and pick me up. Then all of a sudden there he was! I couldn't wait to get a look at that gorgeous muscular body, that thick blond hair and those beautiful green eyes. I bent over to say hi and was shocked senseless! Never in my life was I in a situation where I hoped I was dreaming and would wake up. I kept thinking, “Please do not let it be him!” But alas, he was my date. The real life image was such a letdown. I was actually in shock! I just stood there outside the car not knowing if I should run or just break down and cry, so I got in.

All the way to the restaurant I keep asking my self why are you in a car with a guy who looks like hes wearing a squirrel on his head. Obviously it was not his picture on his profile, he certainly didn't have blond hair.  He looked to be bald under that cheap rug. But the more I looked at it, the more it seemed that he just had it on wrong. Backwards or something stupid like that. His eyes were not the amazing green of the online profile either. He had dark eyes that were all bloodshot. I didn't see any muscles either, he look like a crack addict. He told me he was taking me to a top notch restaurant. As we pulled up to the “Pig And Trough”.  The only good thing about the chosen venue was that it was in an area of town I did not frequent, so it was unlikely that anybody I knew would see me with this moron.

The waiter put us in a corner table. At least it had a table cloth and a candle for ambiance. It was actually not that bad looking from the inside. The decor was nice, and the waiters were all dressed in suits and ties. Maybe his idea of classy was not that bad after all. I had a chicken Caesar and he had pork chops. He had a bad case of roman hands and Russian fingers if you get my drift. My hand was sore from slapping at him before the entree was served. He made a comment that single mothers like me were the best because they wanted sex so bad. I politely told him that I must be desperate if I had stooped to be here with him. I have to give the guy points for persistence. After slapping his had off of me a few more times he asked be to dance. Always the gracious lady, I said yes. What was I thinking? This guy just had no clue that he had already lost the war. He kept trying to cop a feel of just about any part of my anatomy that was close to hand. On top of that, he seemed to think he could turn the evening around by impressing me with his slick dancing. He spun me around so fast that my hand slipped out of his and I went flying into the bar and hurt myself. Well that was all I could take! I got up with my nose bleeding, slapped his face and stomped out of the restaurant. I made my way to the hospital and had my nose set. My new dress was ruined. And now I would have a bump on my nose to remind me of that horrible man!

That's the last time I took any dating advice from a friend. I decided then and there that  I was only dealing with legitimate dating sites that I could trust. Hopefully ones who's clientele does not consist of touchy, feely, sex hungry lunatics.


While I was researching dating sites, I stumbled across the following link, and it helped me zero in on the sites that I finally joined:

Personals Online

Online Chat

A guy I've known all my life has never had any good luck, one day as children he climbed a hugh tree that looked like a totem pole in the front yard and “you guessed it” he got stuck up there. As the fire department arrived a crowd began to gather in the front yard to see the idiot  that got stuck in the tree, they used a large ladder which one of the fireman climbed to grab him and help him down to the waiting arms of his grandmother. As I watched in amazement I thought ”why would anyone want to embarrass them self like that”, but knowing this guy it wasn’t hard to figure out why. One summer afternoon we decided to go swimming at the local park, it was the favorite place for all the kids to swim and as usual trouble followed, he decided to show off his diving techniques against my protests and as he hit the water his bathing suit fell off, again another crowd.

Things didn't seem to get any better for him when he started secondary school, he got the hots for some girl but unfortunately she couldn't stand him.One day she told him if he wanted to get lucky he should meet her in the school that evening and to get ready for a big surprise. I tried to explain to him that it was trick, but he wouldn't listen. Unbeknown to him she rounded up all the girls in school to wait in the library, she then told him to undress down to his shorts and meet her in the gym and he complied. As he strolled in to the gym the lights came on and there he was standing in front of half the school in his jockey shorts, there’s another embarrassing moment.

We both started college the same time and I was praying things were going to get better for him, but it never happened. He really didn't have many friends so if someone asked him to tag along with them he would jump at the chance to meet some girls and hopefully make  a few friends, but more times than not they were only interested in making him look like an idiot. One evening a bunch of creeps invited him to go skinny dipping with them in the park pool. I warned him against going but he was rearing to go. They goaded him to be the first one in and as he got into the water, they all jumped into their cars, took his clothes and took off into the night air leaving him there wet and naked. As he scurried down the road clutching his penis he was spotted by several motorists who then called the police, he was told he was going to be charged with indecent exposure but when he explained to them what happened they felt sorry for him and called me to come down with some clothes for him to put on and take him home. I really felt sorry for him and it made me mad to see people treating him like that. He was, and still is, give a stranger a helping hand.

While my girlfriend and I were visiting him one evening she suggested that he try an online chat service, she told him that he can sit in the comfort of his own home and since he will be chatting online there’s nothing to be afraid of. She told him that he can get to know the woman by chatting with her and then later on maybe exchange photos, and if she is looking forward to meeting him just take it from there. I told him you're a great guy and you have a lot to offer a women and it hurts me to see you by yourself. I want you to be happy so please try it for me.

After several failed attempts at different sites he finally discovered what he was looking for. He found a link that lead him to some of the best sites and the the one hes been looking for. He has never looked back and I can see in her eyes that she really loves him too. That was a year ago and are still so much in love.

So take it from me some chat services do work. You just have to look for one that knows what your looking for. So if you're having trouble meeting someone and need a little help then try the link below.
http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/videodating.php

Make Love Like a Porn Star

Many women would like to capture the love and attention of that special someone in their lives. The key problem is that most women are somewhat clueless as to what really satisfies a man in a way that moves his soul. Why do men look at porn movies or a blue movie of some sort? Is it the amazing acting? Likely not! There is something more at stake there.

The attraction is the idea of having a woman do whatever it takes to please him. Even if it is not quite everything, at least most things. A woman who is willing to totally satisfy him sexually, and is open enough to tell him exactly what he needs to do to please her as well.. Shy does not work here!! If you want to pleasure your man, then you have to be willing to take the initiative, surprise him by being aggressive about wanting sex at least half of the time. Nothing turns a man off more than being forced to beg for sex. You may not see it that way, but if you always expect the man to make the first move, after a while he will feel that they only way he can get laid is to beg for it.

Read more about it here:
 Make Love Like A Porn Star



If you are are interested in behaving like a porn star, then find a list of great places to find men here:
 Adult Dating Sites

How to Find Love Online

This article is focused on the use of online dating sites to find love and happiness. I have observed the online dating industry for some time now, more as a curiosity than as a member.  I joined several dating sites some years ago and ended up getting caught up in how it is that people interact online versus real life. I have also discussed dating and relationships extensively with people I have met who are/were in all types and phases of relationships.

So what have I found?
Interestingly enough, not much that has not already been discussed before.

Offline dating has been going on for thousands of years, and I doubt if anyone today could actually find much to add to the existing literature. I will therefore not try to pontificate in any manner on that aspect of dating, other than to note that most people tend to date within an extended community of friends for the most part. 

When it comes to Internet Dating, which has only been in existence since about 1995 or so, there are some insights that can be shared.

So lets start with some popular misconceptions:
Dating Sites Have Wonderful Matching Algorithms That Guarantee Me a Perfect Match
False – No matter how hard dating sites work at perfecting their compatibility formulas, they are handicapped by customers who lie about themselves, and customers who really have no idea what it is they are looking for. When it comes to relationships, people are much better at saying what they do not want than what they do want.

It Is Less Work To Find My Match On a Dating Site
False – To make a long story short, it takes a lot of time getting to know anyone that you hope to be your life partner. You just cannot take any shortcuts here. In fact, for this aspect of using a dating site it takes more effort because of the anonymous nature of the environment. Everyone is using made up handles, so it is not as if you can check with a mutual friend to see what they are really like.

Internet Dating Sites are a Great Place To Find People to Date
True – If you are a person who uses dating to interact with someone that you are interested in; then a dating site is likely to connect you with many more people than you can possibly find via your own means offline.

Dating Sites Are Better At Connecting You To Your Soul Mate.
False – Quantity does not equal quality. Just because you can see and interact with a lot more people online than you can in real life does not mean that you are being exposed to quality people that you have any real compatibility with, and even if you are compatible from an intellectual point of view, there is no guarantee that you will find the chemistry with them that you need to achieve soul mate status.


So What Good Are Dating Sites Anyway. They are dynamite if you are willing to be open and look outside of your normal comfort zone for possible matches. If you are not successful finding someone the normal way, it is often because you are just looking in the wrong places. Dating sites are amazing in the one single fact that everyone on them is looking to date. You do not have to prequalify each introduction with a lot of tap dancing trying to figure out if the person you are talking to is looking for someone.  If you approach online dating with an open mind, you will likely be able to interact with many more disparate people then you normally hang out with, and in that process, discover more about what you like in other people, which may just change your mind about who you need in your life to complete you.

If you approach education with an open mind, you will get 10 times as much out of it than you would if you try to educate yourself within your existing limits of knowledge and biases when you first start the process. Similarly, with dating sites, if you approach them with an open mind, and are willing to interact with people that you would not normally associate with in your normal day-to-day life, you may just find that the love of your life is not what your brain thought it was looking for.

So, open your heart and give online dating a try.

You can start here:
http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/onlinedating.php

BBW Sexy Ladies

Everyone has their own standards of sexy.
The idea of sexy has many different meanings to individual people. 
Over the years, the boundaries have been pushed, tested, stretched and shattered where the concept of sexy is concerned. 
Sex, in general terms, was considered to be a taboo topic. 
Once movies became a big part of everyone's life, the idea of being seen with a large woman on your arm was less and less likely to be entertained by many males.  Big Screen sirens were usually skinnier than most women for their time. The reason was simple; cameras add pounds to anyone's form, so screen actresses tended to were slimmer in real life to appear normal on the screen.  Slowly, the idea of sexy gradually shifted from voluptuous to thin.

There is now a movement in place that is moving the sexy ideal to larger sizes.
With plastic surgery, big boobs are more in style, even on skinny women.
Push up bras with double padding are all the rage among younger ladies, but when their male companions see them naked on, the jig (jug?) is up.  Men are let down with push-up-bra types.  So, many men are now look at women with naturally large busts, so voluptuous is back in vogue.   And on that note, who is more voluptuous than a BBW?

When you look back through the larger part of history, curvy women were the most desireable. Larger women were seen as fruitful, and offspring were a necessity in hunter-gatherer and agricultural societies.  Even in during the last ice age, small figurines often depicted their goddesses as  well endowed women and in most cases these statuettes were more obese than voluptuous.

The lyrics in "Fiddler On The Roof" (If I Was a Rich Man) a movie about Russian rural society in the early 1900's exemplifies a rich man's wife as having a proper double chin. In other words, for much of history, being portly was a status symbol, because it proved you had plenty to eat, and therefore must be rich.

In the last half of the twentieth century, there has been a lot of immigration from many various ethnic groups into north America. With these societies of people have come the more traditional preference for larger families and more motherly builds.  The well endowed woman is back in fashion.

Who knows, maybe in a few more years, Hollywood hotties will be big beautiful women.  Mae West was very voluptuous, but in the early 20's and 30's she was most men's ideal of a sexy lady.

If you are interested in meeting and dating big beautiful women, or if you are a big beautiful woman looking to meet a man who will love what and who you are, then you should click on this link.

BBW Dating Sites


There are also a lot of other dating genres out there, so for those of you who are not into BBW, this link is for you:


Top 100 Personals

Dating BDSM

BDSM Online Dating is not for everyone. In case you do not know what it means, BDSM stands for Bondage, Domination, Sado-Masochism. If that gives you an image of people slapping each other black and blue, you need to understand that BDSM is not meant to be that physically abusive. For the most part, those people who get off on BDSM, seldom actually hurt each other, and it they do, it is usually more accidental than planned. More like jamming your finger rather than hitting it with a hammer. If whips are used, they are designed not to cut your skin, and they specially designed not to cut you skin or raise severe welts.. People do not hit hard because the excitement is in the domination or submissive nature of the act, not in causing pain. Slapping your tush can actually bring on a more powerful orgasm. On the other hand, the bondage side of the equation is quite real. There is something about trusting someone to let you go after that can be quite compelling sexually. This is usually fulfilled by just being lightly tied to a bed so that you are under someone's total control when making love. If you ever go to a sex show, there are often several merchants who sell special beds for bondage, or special sheets with tie-down strips on them to facilitate bondage. The buzz is had by either dominating or being dominated. It is about absolute trust. Ideally, they will use your helplessness to bring you into a sexual frenzy that you have to experience to understand.

If I have convinced you to give BDSM a try, then you should try the following link:

BDSM

 

Female Orgasms 101

In Victorian times, most adult females never experienced and orgasm. In actuality, most had no idea what an orgasm was.  Generations of women were raised with a lack of sex education, and usually believed that sex had to be painful, thus ensuring that the were not receptive to any form of pleasure. A twin study climaxing in 2005 reported that one woman in three had never or seldom had an orgasm, and just one tenth always achieved an orgasm. As you can see, orgasms are rare or non-existent for many women. A woman who cannot have an orgasm has as frustrating a life as a man with an erectile disfunction.

Now the question is how do we change all this, especially since today's women desire orgasms. Well let's begin by exploring what a female orgasm really is.  Woman experiencing an orgasm is similar to what men achieve-there is a surge of emotion, in a moment of incredible enjoyment, and a throbbing, electric sensation that spreads out through the body.  Rythmiccontractions take place within the pelvic area also encompassing the vaginal walls. One key difference is that women do not have to have a recovery period, and will usually be able to have multiple orgasms with ongoing coital stimulation, usually within 60 to 120 seconds. In most women, there is no fluid ejaculated during orgasm.  This is an important fact for men to know, so as to not feel like they have not pleasured their woman, or make them feel inadequate because they don't.

With the right partner, most women can achieve multiple orgasms if they so desire.

Unlike men, women need the right conditions before they are able to orgasm. For instance:

1) Women  must feel appreciated, and wanted a sensual surrounding
3) A partner whom they really like
4) Being at ease
5) A partner that knows how to stimulate the clitoris

You will not have great success in giving your partner orgasms if you fail to provide most of the above.

Men should understand that women can have different types of orgasms---the most common is orgasm of the clitoris.  The clitoris is a woman's main sexual pleasure point and can be stimulated orally or with the fingers. The clitoral orgasm can have fluid expelled or be dry, and climaxes in uterus contractions . Another type of orgasm is centered on the G-spot. The G spot is a bit of a chore to find: it is located on the upper wall of the vagina about the length of your index finger in. In most women the G-spot is about 3 inches into the vagina, and on the upper side.  Gentle but firm pressure is required to find the G spot if the woman is not stimulated yet.  It feels like a spongy area about the size of a small bean. The exact size and location can vary slightly from female to female.  When properly manipulated, the G spot will result in a vaginal orgasm.

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In conclusion, sex is something very sensual that will provide both partners with a wonderful rush of pleasurable feelings. The next list is a summary that can help both of you have orgasms regularly:

1) 2)Be gentle, especially when touching her genitals, or rubbing her clitoris
3) Use your tongue and lips to stimulate and gently suckle her breasts
4) Take it slow- it is not a race
5) Ask her if she likes what you are doing and ask her to tell you what she wants
6) Be a tease- touching her pleasurable spots then withdrawing over, and over again. This will intensify the orgasm and the pleasure for both of you.
7) Use your own natural lubrication to moisten her clitoris – however she may need additional lubrication, you can buy lubricants at any drugstore.
8) Learn her body- does her nipples get hard only during arousal or are they like that at other times
9) Experiment: try different things
10) Don't make demands: this could spoil the moment

Men should read and practice the techniques in this guide, because more female orgasms are the keys to the kingdom of much more sex.

If you are an unsatisfied woman – nag your partner to read this article, after all, your entire future is at stake!

Good Luck!

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http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/advice_for_men.php